Talk:Jonathan Malory

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Jonathan Malory Made Love to Ten Thousand Polynesian Women

As one of the crew of the Nautilus II I can vouch for the validity of this claim and, in fact, I would say the the total was at least seven thousand but we had stopped counting at five. I would like to say that whoever keeps removing this fact from the main article is a silly goose and needs to leave well alone. We all know who it is anyway, Nelson, so please just stop it. Jimmy Carter 17:56 pm, 11 Dec 2017 (UTC)

Jonathan singing with Rihanna

Can anyone tell me where I can get a copy or video footage of Jonathan singing at the Asylum nightclub in Jamaica with Rihanna in 2009? I was there at the time and I know some of the other elders were too, but I foolishly got caught up in the atmosphere and neglected to get even a single shot of the event on my Blackberry. Kofi Annan 09:41 am, 11 Oct 2017 (UTC)

Yes, I have it! I even got you know who knocking over that pineapple stand when she fell off the karaoke platform. I'll pop it over to you in a few days after I make a copy. Billy Clinton 10:41 pm, 11 Nov 2017 (UTC)

Moon walk?

I know it was a secret at the time, but hey who's gonna be readin this apart from us right? I was wondering why the article doesn't mention that Jonathan walked around the moon in 2007? I think it should be in there. Mary Robinson 02:23 pm, 11 Aug 2017

I agree. I put it in, hopefully it will stay (I'm talking to you Nelson!). Aung San Suu Kyi 04.48pm, 11 Aug 2017

Comedian?

I removed comedian from the description. Although he is very funny, probably the whittiest man that ever lived, I don't think he ever took up comedy as a professional pursuit. Hina Jilani 11:23 am, 11 Aug 2017

There's no H in wittiest dumbass. Martti Ahtisaari 11:26 am, 11 Aug 2017

F**k you. Hina Jilani 11:29 am, 11 Aug 2017